Hooray For Hollywood !!! (2)

Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan. It seems like these two dolts are choreographing their recurring troubles with the law, doesn't it? How do these dopey shows like "Extra" and "Access Hollywood" manage to fit all the "news" in? This week, a warrant was issued in LA for Lohan's arrest after she failed a drug test. (Do not attempt to approach on your own.) Meanwhile, while Hilton was put on probation in a Las Vegas courtroom for her latest drug possession escapade. This time, she admitted to the judge that she had lied about the coke not being her own. Then it was off on a private jet to Japan (God only knows what she is supposed to do there.)

Of course, we all know that when Lohan is captured-or surrenders Friday- that she will go to LA County Jail's VIP room to have tea and crumpets with Sheriff-to-the-Stars Lee Baca before being released a few hours later due to "overcrowding". (Get the helicopters ready, Eyewitness News.)

And, oh yeah. The "Octomom was on the news last night too. Says she's broke and needs assistance.

Pray.