Sunday, August 1, 2010

The Marquis Pierre St. Georges d'Ayturde-The Father of Retrogeosophistry

In the history of retrogeosophistry, there is no greater figure than the Marquis Pierre St. Georges d'Ayturde (1880-1956). d'Ayturde, who was a professor of belles letres at the University of Lyon for 35 years, was an exponent of the theory that the mind could be liberated from traditional macrobiosophistry by engaging the forces of minimal emanation of the spirit combined with maximum emanation of the id in order to realize a greater sense of nothingness.

Initially dismissed as a crackpot by his peers, d'Ayturde eventually won converts to his theory including the American exchange student Anne Edith Oakley, who studied under him at Lyon. Ms Oakley went on to apply the science of retrogeosophistry to her own ideas of feminist totalistic ethereal ballistic transmissions at the University of Wyoming in the 1940s, for which she was awarded a Nobel Prize in 1949.

Another student who studied under d'Ayturde was the German intellectual, Alfred Eduard von Neumann (1910-1970), who applied d'Ayturde's ideas in his research experiments into the relationship between the human cerebellum and the cosmic universe using the principle of free interchange of over and under fermentation. The result of von Neumann's research came to be known as cross-ocular disanalization (COD). Not surprisingly, during the Third Reich, von Neumann's ideas were considered "not worthy of study", and he was suspended from his teaching position at Bonn University.

Largely due to the influence of Oakley, d'Ayturde's ideas gained currency in the US, albeit subsequent to her death. In the 1960s, Harvard Professor Timothy Leary was a proponent of d'Ayturde's ideas. In 1998, a statue of d'Ayturde was erected at the entrance of the History of Consciousness Dept at the University of California at Santa Cruz.

Today, Pierre St. Georges d'Ayturde is recognized as a genius and the Father of Retrogeosophistry. His name is spoken with reverence in universities all over the world.

11 comments:

  1. This is sarcasm, right?

    There is nothing here I would care to defend, but you did it so realistically, I just had to ask.

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  2. retrogeosophistry ???

    That's a new one on me!

    Norm

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  3. Fascinating.

    I had not been aware of this remarkable man. Since I live in the Santa Cruz area, I look forward to seeing d"Ayturde's statue on my next visit to the campus.

    Thank you for a most informative article.

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  4. Googling only gets me your blog and blogs that link to your blog.

    Obviously, this is a joke of some sort - quite a bit more sophisticated than the kind you usually make.

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  5. Lance,

    I suggest you try Dogpile. It's a mega-search engine.

    You are an educated man. You should have been familiar with this gentleman.

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  6. I think I'll try that once I catch a snipe.

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  7. Anonymous,

    Thank you for your splendid comment. Outside of academia, d"Ayturde's accomplishments have been neglected far too long.

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  8. If you'd take credit for it Gary, I'd say it was a masterpiece. Lance is correct about the results of googling, but that did lead me to a headline that Michelle Bachman is polling under 50%. I said it and I'll keep saying it, this is going to be a bad year for all kinds of incumbents.

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  9. What does Michelle Bachman and incumbents have to do with the Marquis Pierre St Georges d'Ayturde? Sounds like one of Lance's straw men.

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  10. Well Gary, I found this straw man following your advice to google it. Are you calling Michelle Bachman a straw man.

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