Today's "Breaking News"

As I write, Joe Biden (looking pale, indeed) is droning on in a press conference explaining how the Recovery Act is working. He is reading statistics and telling reporters to go to Recovery.com to see the results for themselves.

"That's a big f------' deal."

Businesses are hiring. People are going back to work (at least if you are going to be a census taker). In addition........

Ah, forget it. I know you're not interested.

Let's go to the Congressional hearings where the CEO of BP is being horsewhipped by Handsome Henry Waxman's committee. Here's a live look:


Now let's get the latest from the Gulf:

Day 59.

Thus far today, there have been no mosque bombings in Pakistan.

The World Cup? What about it?

That's the wrap.