Did'ya Hear the One About the Guy Who Says Sexy Women Cause Earthquakes?

I'm not making this up,folks. Introducing Iranian SENIOR cleric Kazem Sedighi, who is attributing Iran's earthquakes to.....hot babes!

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2010/04/senior-iranian-cleric-blames-earthquakes-on-promiscuous-women/1




You remember that big one in San Francisco back in 1906, right?

"Uhhh....yeaaaah."

Well, here was the cause.


And all this time, you thought it was that silly San Andreas fault.

I remember the big one we had in the LA area back in 1969. Or was it '70-71? Wanna know what caused that one?

That's right.

Now if you really want to know how to prevent an earthquake, here is my solution:


(Save your cards and letters.)