Gloria Allred-Attorney to Women Who Don't Need Attorneys

Gloria Allred

"She's baaaack."

(Glad I kept this photo around. I knew I would need it again someday.)



James-Allred
"Boo, hoo, hoo"




 

Coupled with Tiger Woods' public apology yesterday, LA attorney, Gloria Allred, never to be outdone, staged her own press conference with her latest client, Joslyn James to accuse Woods of holding a "staged" press conference. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!

The camera-loving Allred, already representing at least one other ex-Woods girlfriend, Rachel Utchitel, is now representing James, a porn actress, who claims that Woods told her he loved her, impregnated her twice, and made her get out of the porn industry (What a mean guy!) As James wiped away invisible crocodile tears, Allred rolled out her canned remarks and feigning outrage because Woods slept with her clients.


First of all, I have no idea why any of these women need an attorney, but Allred is a master at selling her services to women that don't need them. She insists it's not about the money and refuses to confirm that she plans to sue Woods for money. Right!

Here's my message to James, Utchitel and all the other babes who shacked up with Tiger; you slept with a rich and famous married guy. You knew he was married with two kids. You enjoyed the high-life. Stop complaining. As for getting your 15 minutes of fame, all you are doing is telling the world that you are bimbos. In other words, fire Gloria get on with your lives.