Hat tip to Roger Miller (I think)
"England swings like a pendulum do,
Bobbies on bicycles, two by two,
Westminster Abbey the tower of Big Ben,
The rosy red cheeks of the little children."
"Now, if you huff and puff and you fina'lly save enough
Money up to take your family on a trip across the sea,
Take a tip before you take your trip; let me tell you where to go,
Go to Engeland, Oh;"
"England swings like a pendulum do,
Bobbies on bicycles, two by two,"
"Westminster Abbey the tower of Big Ben,
The rosy red cheeks of the little children."
"Mama's old pajamas and your papa's mustache,
Falling out the window sill, frolic in the grass,"
"Tryin' to mock the way they talk fun but all in vain,
Gaping at the dapper men with derby hats and canes"
"England swings like a pendulum do,
Bobbies on bicycles, two by two,
Westminster Abbey the tower of Big Ben,
The rosy red cheeks of the little children."
"Ah wunnerful, ah wunnerful, ah!"
Just try to understand them, they talk funny.
ReplyDeleteThey totally screwed up our beautiful language.
ReplyDeleteBetween the photos of the guys in the tights and then the naked dude, I'm starting to wonder if you're trying to tell us something, Gary. You sure do post them a lot.
ReplyDeleteNot that there's anything wrong with that.
It's all about ratings, Lance.
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