Friday, February 19, 2010

Celebrity Endorsements-Bill O'Reilly For Vermont Teddy Bears



Hey Factor fans! Bill O'Reilly here for Vermont Teddy Bears. Everybody knows that Vermont is my favorite state. Hell, I feature a story from Vermont almost every night on the Factor, so the folks at Vermont Teddy Bears asked me to do a promo.

First, I wanna show you the new line of Vermont Teddy Bears-starting with the Senator collection. First, there is the Bernie Sanders Teddy Bear.

Bernie Bear



Then there is the Pat Leahy Bear

Push his belly button and he'll insult some Republican.

Then there is the traditional Vermont Child Molester Bear.

Here is just one of literally thousands of models to choose from.

Last but not least, there is the Vermont Judge Bear.

Tug on his robe (or his heartstrings) and he says, "probation".

So you see, there are thousands of bears to choose from, each one representing a facet of the Great State of Vermont. Why don't you order one today?

(Art work by Fousesquawk. Send for a free brochure.)

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