My fellow Massachusettarians (or whatever you are),
This is your senator speaking to you from the US Capitol in Washington DC. You know, whenever I get out to Fenway Field to cheer the Sox on against those hated Curt Schilling-led Yankees, there's nothing I love more than a pure all beef hot dog made with Ballpark Franks. That's right!
(There's Schilling now.)
Remember that huge brawl that the Sox had with the Yankees a few years ago at Fenway Field? I was right there in a front row chair.
(Chair)
Only thing was I was enjoying my Ballpark Frank hot dog so much, I didn't notice there was a brawl going on right in front of me. Never saw a thing. Isn't that unbelievable?
I wasn't privy.
So take it from me; this is your senator speaking. The next time you get out to Fenway Field, have yourself a hot dog made with genuine, pure-beef Ballpark Franks.
And go White Sox!!!
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