Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Orson Welles-Meet Al Gore


"Yes, I can see it now. A little green man is exiting the space ship. In the distance, I can see glaciers melting. And look! There is a dead polar bear floating down Main Street."


"He played on our fears!!"

Indeed.



Remember way back when Orson Welles did his radio broadcast of "War of the Worlds", and listeners really thought an alien space ship had landed in New Jersey or someplace?

People were so convinced that the End of the World had arrived, they were jumping out of windows.

Orson Welles-Meet Al Gore.

The former VP has made living and a fortune since he left office convincing the world that the End is near if we don't make drastic changes NOW. Until a few days ago, he had half the world on his side-including his British boffo counterpart Prince Charles. Well, it seems now that using Al's own words, "the debate is over. The science is settled."

It's a hoax.

In fact, this is the biggest scientific hoax in history. Here we are on the verge of re-organizing the whole economic and political structure of the world based on a politically-correct movement gone wild, falsified documents, disappearing documents and the suppression of opposing opinions-courtesy of the Climate Research Center at East Anglia University. In the wake of hacked e-mails that document the above actions by these scientists, Director Phil Jones has stepped down.

Of course, Gore continues on his merry way, now on a book-signing tour for his latest work of science fiction with two burly security boys who haul away anyone who confronts Gore with so much as a critical question. It's just the latest chapter in the hysterical life of this hapless boob, who had been adopted as the guru of environmentalism.

And of course, none of this has affected the White House. Obama's "Climate Czar" Carol Browner (a socialist), has declared what is now being called "Climate Gate" a "non-event". White House spokesman and court jester Robert Gibbs.....

pictured here, when asked by reporters, referred them back to Browner's statement.


It all kind of makes you wonder where all the Communists went when the Iron Curtain fell and communism in Europe collapsed. They couldn't call themselves communists anymore; they would have been laughed out of town. One of the places they went was the Environmental Movement. The goal is the same: a socialistic/communistic one world government that will destroy capitalism and bring America to its knees.

A couple of years from now, we will all be laughing and joking about this giant hoax-if it's not too late, that is.

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