Washington All-Stars players saying a prayer for soon-to-be ex-coach Jim Zorn.
Did'ya see that game last night?
"Yeah, I did."
With head coach in-name-only Jim Zorn watching helplessly from the sidelines and owner Daniel Snyder steaming in his special box upstairs, the Washington All-Stars (can't call them Redskins anynore) got chased out of Fed-Ex Field last night by the New York Giants 45-12. We don't know as yet whether all the All-Stars escaped or not.
Poor quarterback Jason Campbell. He might as well have been a Giant considering the number of times he was sacked, knocked down or steam-rollered by 3-4 white jerseys at a time. Eli Manning, on the other hand, put on blindfolders around the second quarter just to make it fair and still hit receivers for uncontested touchdowns.
Hey! How 'bout that fight? pretty cool, huh?
"Uhhhh....yeaaaah."
Albert Haynesworth of the All-Stars slugged a Giant in the face and didn't get called for it. That's because the referees only saw a Giant running back throwing a right hook into an All-Star face mask. He was the only guy that got a penalty-and no ejections!
But the highlight of the evening was that "fake" field goal play that must have been designed and sent in by Harry Reid. The Giants saw it coming then called time out as almost the entire All-Star team started running for the stands on the left. Sure enough, they came back and tried it again. Everybody ran to the left and the punter, some guy named Hunter Smith, took the snap and started hunting for a red jersey to throw it to. He wound up throwing it to a sea of white jerseys as the pass was picked off and nearly run back for a touchdown.
Then some fan spotted old Oriole favorite Boog Powell in the stands and 91,000 people started yelling, "Booooooog!" It lasted throughout the whole game.
"I wasn't even there, man."
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