Celebrity Endorsements-Gov. Mark Sanford for Timberland (Hiking) Boots

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Hey there, hookers-er, I mean hikers! Governor Mark Sanford here for Timberland boots, the biggest name in outdoor wear. You know, when I'm hiking the Appalachian trail, I always wear Timberland boots. In fact, Timberland boots are great for almost any activity.

Like, for example, when the stress and strain of being governor of the 43rd-largest state in the union becomes a bit too overbearing, and I have to deal with major issues-like where to fly the Confederate flag and all that- I just throw on my Timberlands, jump on a plane, and enjoy the 15 hour flight to the Appalachian trails. Yep, they are so comfortable, you can wear them right on the plane. Just a few weeks ago, a number of passengers who recognized me on my way to Appalachia complimented me on my Timberlands. They were so impressed, some of them even called the local paper back home in South Carolina to tell them about my new boots.

But the best thing about Timberland is the comfort. They are made with the finest leather from pure bred Argentinian cows in the Pampas. And you know what? They are so classy and comfortable, that after a long day of hiking, I like to wear em' at night when I'm doing the Tango in the mountain cabin with my fellow hikers. In fact, I never take off my Timberlands-well, almost never.

So here's what you do. Get ya a pair of Timberlands, head for the Appalachian trail (I recommend Aerolineas Argentinas-they have direct flights from South Carolina), and before you know it, everybody will be talking about you.