Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The Big Interrogation




-"C'mon Pelosi, talk!"


-"It wasn't my fault. I swear, the CIA never told me."

-"Yer lyin' Pelosi."

-"Well, they said something about water boarding, but they said they were only thinking about it."

-"Ya expect us to buy that bull----?"

"I didn't know. Somebody said they heard about it, but what was I supposed to do?"

"Those bastards at the CIA lied to me."

-"Who you callin' bastards, Pelosi?"

"Actually, they're pretty good guys. It was Bush that lied to me-Bush-Yeah, that's right. It was all Bush. That's the ticket!"

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