"Miss Lohan, Miss Lohan. This is On-Star. We heard you've been in another accident. Do you need any assistance?"
"Uhhhhhh, yeah. Can you call my lawyer?"
"Hi. This is Lindsay Lohan for On-Star. It's always good to know that I have On-Star in my car for those 'unexpected emergencies'. On-Star-Don't leave home without it. Because you never know what's waiting around that next hair-pin curve."
Another reason not to use it.
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