Monday, July 2, 2018

Terror Attack Thwarted in Cleveland

Demetrius Pitts

There was one bit of good news coming out of Cleveland today. The bad news was that Lebron James signed with the Lakers. The good news is that the FBI arrested a guy named Demetrius Pitts, aka Abdur Raheem Rahfeeq, as he was planning to launch a terror attack on the city on July 4.

To borrow a pun, Rahfeeq's mistake by the lake was to disclose his plans to an undercover FBI agent.

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"That's a good one, Fousesquawk."

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