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Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Hillary Clinton in Retirement

It is the year 2038. Hillary Clinton, now 90 and living alone in her Chappaqua estate, sits in her trophy room surrounded by mementos of her career in public service while contemplating another run for the presidency. The wall pictured above represents those who she blames for her loss to Donald Trump in 2016, among others, Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin, James Comey, Hopalong Cassidy, and Buster Keaton.

It's been 15 years since she gave her last interview. It's been that long since anybody asked. Still, she clings to hope that the DNC will call and beg her to run for president again. Every day she waits for her cell phone to ring, checks her emails, erases them, and thinks of some new person to blame for it all.

She has thought about writing another book about her life, but then again, nothing's happened in the last 20 years. What could she write about-her last glass of chardonnay?

So she waits-still hoping to become the nation's first female president, and waits...and waits.....

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