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Thursday, September 14, 2017

How About Hillary and Anderson Cooper on New Years Eve?

"Please don't grab my crotch, Hillary."



Yoga? Closing your eyes? Now that Anderson Cooper is looking for a new partner to do obscene New Years Eve acts, I suggest Hillary Clinton. After his softball interview with Mrs Clinton, it's a match made in Heaven.

Of course, Cooper has yet to figure out that when Hillary closes her eyes and turns her head down and to the right when answering a question-a big lie is coming. That's because she is making up a false scenario as opposed to trying to recall something factual as the neurolinguistics experts would explain.

I can visualize it all now. It's 11:20 pm, and Anderson throws out another question to Hillary:

"If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?"

Hillaary turns her head down to the right, closes her eyes and says:

"I would be a fir tree, Anderson."

It's a lie. She would rather be an apple tree. She just can't tell the truth.


1 comment:

Squid said...

Neurolinguistically speaking, this behavior is called Sociopathy.

Squid