Friday, April 17, 2015
Miss Authentic Winds up Her Van Tour of Iowa (Flies Home)
It seems Hillary Clinton had her fill of riding in a van. She opted to fly back home from Iowa. While in the Hawkeye State, Hillary took off those big sunglasses and met with some ordinary folks to hear their concerns.
"Hi! I'm Hillary Clinton, and I'm running for president."
But wait! Turns out these were not ordinary Iowans from Bullsnuts County. These were planted Democratic operatives bused in for the big photo ops.
"Let's try it again. Remember, Hillary. Smile. Take 6."
"Hi! I'm Hillary Clinton, and I'm running for president. By the way. Can you break a three?"