Friday, April 17, 2015

Miss Authentic Winds up Her Van Tour of Iowa (Flies Home)

It seems Hillary Clinton had her fill of riding in a van. She opted to fly back home from Iowa. While in the Hawkeye State, Hillary took off those big sunglasses and met with some ordinary folks to hear their concerns.

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"Take three."

"Hi! I'm Hillary Clinton, and I'm running for president."

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"Take 5."

But wait! Turns out these were not ordinary Iowans from Bullsnuts County. These were planted Democratic operatives bused in for the big photo ops.

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"Let's try it again. Remember, Hillary. Smile. Take 6."

"Hi! I'm Hillary Clinton, and I'm running for president. By the way. Can you break a three?"


elwood p suggins said...

Did she REALLY not tip at the restaurant??

Gary Fouse said...

If you order and pick up at the counter, I don't think tipping is expected. Sometimes, they have a tip jar there. I don't know, but I think I heard Sean hannity say that. Maybe she didn't like the service. At least she didn't throw anything at them.