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Sunday, April 26, 2015

Carnegie Mellon Holds Conference on Masterbation

Hat tip College Insurrection


They say there's not much to do in Pittsburgh, but this is carrying things too far.

http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/author/dhuber/



I see enrollment was limited to twenty students. That's still a pretty big circle.

2 comments:

Squid said...

No wonder college graduates cannot find jobs. Imagine going to a job interview and stating that you have a Masters in Masterbation. Only in America.

Squid

Siarlys Jenkins said...

To Gary's eloquent remarks, and appropriate graphics, I can add nothing. I have been to Pittsburgh a few times, but in all the archives I researched, all the cross town bus trips I took, all the church services I attended, all the historical markers I visited, and all the times I walked by the monastery at the top of the south side slopes, I never saw any evidence of this course having any practical manifestation in daily life. Not even once. Go figure.

Perhaps this is a precursor to Self Same Marriage.