James Clapper's Superbowl Lock

Hi football fans, it's James Clapper with your Superbowl lock. It's the game everybody all over the world has been waiting for.

Here is what to look for on Sunday.

Two full hours of non-stop coverage, profiles, and in-depth interviews.


"There ain't no tomorrow."


"We got a great bunch of guys."

Somebody will sing lip-synq the National Anthem off key.

"And the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night, that Hamas was still there..."

...as Air Force jets fly overhead accompanying Hillary Clinton in her last fly-over before retiring as secretary of state.

Don't worry. Nobody'll notice. They're playing in the Superdome. What difference at this point does it make?

There will be a great half-time show.....

....as 1,000 kids swarm on to the field playing grab-ass and  listening to Beyonce lip-syncing. There will be smoke bombs and the smoke will linger into the 3rd period.


"Where's the f***** ball?"

And finally, the game will come down to the last few seconds and that last dramatic play.





Followed by the traditional celebration.




And now my pick:

Raiders 27
Browns 24

It'll be one for the ages, but how can you go against a team that has JeMarcus Russell? He has the label of greatness.