Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Where is Baby Jesse?
"Where is Baby Jesse?"
Jesse Jackson Jr is in seclusion somewhere and is reportedly being treated for "exhaustion". Too many minutes on the treadmill will do that, you know. Anyway, since he is still a congressman and running for re-election, don't you think his constituents deserve to know what is going on since he has been on the DL since June 10?
Maybe Jesse Jr. is sitting in the Bud Lite (premium) bleachers at Wrigley Field enjoying a few cool ones courtesy of his brother, who runs the Budweiser distributorship at Wrigley. That was all because Jesse Sr. was threatening to sue Bud for discrimination and, well, you can figure out the rest.
Other than that, I have no idea where Jesse Jr is or why he has disappeared from public view.
Maybe he knows something.
It's what we affectionately refer to as "The Chicago Way". President Obama has brought it to Washington.
But I digress once again. Where the Hell is Baby Jesse?