The President of the United States, Barack Obama, and the Vice-President of the United States, Joe Biden, kindly request the honour of your wedding gift on the occasion of their re-election campaign.
November in the year two-thousand and twelve
Attn: Boiler Room
This has to be a new low in election campaigns.
You know that toaster you were going to send to John Edwards and Rielle Hunter for their wedding gift? Well, now that it's off, you can send it to Obama in support of his re-election campaign.
You have got to be kidding!