"What time is it, Obama Scouts?"
"Six O'Clock, Scoutmaster Keith!"
"That's right! It's time for the six o'clock People's News."
"Aus dem Fuehrerhauptquartier....Das Oberkommando der Wehrmacht gibt bekannt..."
"Good evening. Today in Washington, the Most Holy Reverend Al Sharpton held a rally attended by some 2 million people......"
...."while a few dozen right-wing rednecks defaced the Lincoln Memorial by turning up to listen to Fox News shock-jock Glenn Beck attack President Obama..."
...."We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a special news report. Das White Haus gibt bekannt...."
"What's the frequency, Kenneth?"