Sunday, June 29, 2008
Win a Date With Bill Clinton!!!
"Will you be the lucky winner?"
Announcing the opening of the "Win a date with Bill Clinton" contest. Yes, you can actually win a date with the former President of the United States, Bill Clinton. It's easy! All you have to do is send in a photo along with an essay (ten words or less) stating why you want to go on a date with Bill Clinton.
If your photo and essay are selected, you will be flown first class to New York for a final "interview" with the former prez himself (Bring your toothbrush.) The winner will be announced August 1, 2008.
The lucky winner will actually accompany Bill to the Democratic Convention in Denver, Colorado, as well as accompany the former president in his personal "love jet" as he flies around the country campaigning for Barack Obama!* You will meet all the top Democrats (except Hillary). In addition, the lucky winner will receive an official certificate certifying that she is a member in good standing of the Mile High Club!
So get your applications in today because time is running short. The address is:
Bill Clinton Goodworks Foundation
attn. Vernon Jordan, Director, Special Programs Dept.
PO Box 222
Chappaqua, NY, NY
...and YOU may be the lucky winner of a date with Bill Clinton!!
* Campaign travel contingent on Barack Obama kissing the former president's ass. Offer not valid in Saudi Arabia.